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Dec 17

Another Copy from Mandy’s Web page

Mandy [1] and toy
Mandy and her favorite toy

2 Jokes

(The first)

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces:

“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”

 

#2

A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents gave him. “Hmmmm,” he wonders, “How am I gonna get more dough?”

Then he gets an idea and calls his father. “Dad,” he says, “you won’t believe the wonders that modern education is coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here that will teach Fido how to talk!”

“Why that’s absolutely amazing!” his father says. “How do I get him in that program?”

“Just send him down here with $1000,” the boy says, “I’ll get him into the course.”

So, his father sends the dog and the $1000. About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. So the boy calls his father again.

“So how’s Fido doing, son?” his father asks. “Awesome, dad, he’s talking up a storm,” he says, “but you just won’t believe this – now they have a program here that will teach Fido to READ!”

“READ!?” says his father, “That’s amazing! What do I have to do to get him in that program?”

“Just send $2,500, I’ll get him in the class.” So his father sends the money.

At the end of the semester, the boy has a problem. When he gets home, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk nor read. So he shoots the dog.

When he gets home, his father is all excited. “Where’s Fido? I just can’t wait to hear him talk and listen to him read something!”

“Dad,”the boy says, “I have some grim news. This morning when I got out of the shower, Fido was in the living room kicking back in the recliner reading the morning paper, like he usually does.

Then he turned to me and asked “So, is your daddy still messin’ around with that little redhead that lives down on Oak Street?”

The father says, “I hope you SHOT that lyin’ S. O. B.!”

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2 Responses to “Another Copy from Mandy’s Web page”

  1. Don’t wear seat belts lest you drown in your own urine? https://newone2017.com/

    • Shyrl says:

      Thank you so much for your comment on one of Mandy’s pages. I apologize for being so slow in responding. It seems that while I try to keep doing all that I used to do, I am no longer able to do so. This means I am so slow in picking up on comments. I am sorry. If I redo Mandy’s page, your comment on seat belts will also appear. (Way back when, comments like yours were the way I could contribute Mandy’s comments and jokes.)

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