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Aug 18

More “Ramblings” from Mandy

Things I’ve Learned…..!

I should not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.

The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table.

It’s not a good idea to roll my toys behind the fridge.

To keep my humans happy: I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

I will not eat the cat’s food, before or after she eats it.

I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.

I will not throw up in the car.

I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.

I will not lick Mom’s face after eating animal poop.

I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.

I will not see the diaper pail as a cookie jar.

I will not wake Mom up by sticking my cold, wet nose on her bottom end.

I will not chew Dad’s toothbrush and not tell him.

I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.

When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it’s raining outside.

We do have a doorbell, but I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

I will not steal my Mom’s underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.

Mandy and Dad
Mandy Resting on Dad's Lap

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